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wearethedivine:

thegirlwithcaramelskin:

the-altar:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

That second one means so much.

Just grab her fucking booty.

the grabbing of the booty is very important

mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

fandomstuck-too-many-muses:

deanwasneversafe:

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

Wow. Dash-Con needs to step up their game.

fandomstuck-too-many-muses:

deanwasneversafe:

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

Wow. Dash-Con needs to step up their game.

There’s like a million different ways to say “I love you”
“put your seat belt on”
“watch your step”
“get some rest”

..you just gotta listen

idk  (via sex-thrill)

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vin diesel with fans at the london premiere of guardians of the galaxy