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sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

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bluntgirl:

Lmfao

We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.
my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)

asiamack:

Gas bruh. Gas is hella expensive.


How every relationship should be

How every relationship should be

1,565,222 plays

dogpuppy:

akitooo:

coooooooooooooulson:

videohall:

Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint

are you fuckingkidding me

hahahahalmao

He could have had like gallons of cocaine in the back like damn Jesus saves

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ruinedchildhood:

If Michael Bay Directed Pixar’s ‘UP’

Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

perfectly-imperfect-lovely:

solarsisterss:

U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again

This is so relevant

entropy-everywhere:

Me!? Excited for Series 8!?

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No, no, you must be mistaken

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I mean, I don’t even watch Dentist What

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The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin

brilliantbucky:

evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you