Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now. i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this
When radiologists take a selfie
Wait I’ve seen this
I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats
Nevermind this is it
"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth
What might someone find in your belongings? = Seriously, how much sex stuff you got?
Finish reading —> What OkCupid Questions Are REALLY Asking
cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers
So, who is up for some appreciation?
This is so important I can’t even put it into words.
Not all Christians are closed minded assholes.
Not all Muslims are terrorists.
Not all atheists are anti-religion jerks.